These are Girls ads taken from shaadi.com
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no
place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
reading this mail...
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- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any
one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education
but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never
create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can
run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have one
brother and one sister. he should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........
hold
my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as
in KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding too much,
ain't he?)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while
steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF
GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN
GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH
ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom
and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would bde
called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering
from "Ok-syndrome")
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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND
1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the "ok syndrome" again)
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)
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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
i
am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi
diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea frank
he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think
is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
but
iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a
good girl. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.
(uttama purishinin)
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)
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i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot should
be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable
(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a bridegroom.
I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get one
soon.)
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i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
because boy is the maharaja.
(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)
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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying
salary at present.
(Any takers again?)
Friday, May 6, 2011
Girls ads taken from shaadi.com
8 Job Interview Mistakes You Should Avoid
FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE EVERYTHING
When you interview with a prospective ********, you probably have 100 things running through your head, and this may cause you much anxiety. However, if you can focus on the most important items of the interview, then you will feel more relaxed and in control of the message you wish to send. Many people find it helpful to know what not to do in the interview in order to better understand what they should do.
TOP 8 INTERVIEW MISTAKES TO AVOID
In order to best prepare yourself for that all-important interview, make sure you avoid the following mistakes that could prevent you from winning that position.
1. Dressing inappropriately
Know the culture of the company. Don't dress in business casual if many of the current employees wear more conservative clothing—you want to look like you already fit the bill.
2. Appearances that are loud, bright, excessive, or extreme
Resist the temptation to wear perfume, bright colors, or loud nail polish; cover up those tattoos. You want the interviewer to focus on your skills and accomplishments, not your appearance.
3. Being late to the interview
This mistake pretty much speaks for itself. This leaves a bad taste in any prospective ********'s mouth. If you can't be on time for the interview, how dependable could you be as an employee? Arrive at least ten minutes before the interview begins.
4. Not asking questions
Do not sit like a bump on a log during your interview. Show interest in the company by asking the ******** what his or her biggest challenges are; what the average work day for this position is like; or what the next step is following the interview. The questions you ask are indicative of your interest in the position. If you don't ask questions, the interviewer will assume you won't accept the job offer if it is extended.
5. Asking about salary and benefits
The appropriate time to discuss issues of compensation is when a firm offer is on the table. Don't bring up the topic prematurely. Take the time to learn about the company and the open position. In the end, money isn't everything. Career satisfaction comes in many forms (opportunity for growth, a collaborative team environment, etc.). Most individuals are seeking positions due to issues other than financial matters. So during the interview, concentrate on what really matters—the responsibilities of the job at hand.
6. Lack of resume or vita copies
Don't assume that the ******** already has a copy of your resume. Many ********s now conduct group interviews, so you should always bring extra copies of your resume to pass around. This will demonstrate that you have foresight and consideration.
7. Being unprepared for the questions
Avoid going blank during the interview by preparing your answers in advance to some of the most common interview questions. You will appear poised and confident to the ********.
8. Dishonesty
Never, ever lie to an ******** to get the position. You undermine your own strengths and abilities and the trust of the interviewer. If you can't get the position based on current and potential skills and accomplishments, then you probably shouldn't be applying for that particular position.
MAKE A GREAT IMPRESSION
Now that you are aware of the most common interview mistakes, you can take proactive steps to ensure that your interview is the best that it can be. Review the above list before each interview and formulate your plan to make an outstanding impression
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